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When a girl is masturbating while squatting.
Hey, did you see Shannon doing The Smeagol Shuffle, the other day? Now THAT'S talent!
When your doing the upside down worm and a hot girl is riding you at the same time.
Last night I did the Garrett shuffle in my bed room.
The art of luring a prospective partner to bed, often with over-dramatic implications of an epoch-defining sexual encounter, before abruptly changing course and either 'shuffling' out of the situation or using it as leverage to make previously unclarified demands.
So called because of its avid use amoung the people of Fulham.
Popular additions include pretending to pass out (If in doubt!), claiming apparnet surprise at your partners intentions or making exagerated claims about your own morality. e.g. Not before i'm married!
Added points are available for 'shuffles' acheved later into a given encounter and for gaslighting the individual into believing that expectations of sex where delusionally created by them.
Chin 1: I saw you leave with Tanya last night. Any action?
Chin 2: Nah bro, she fulham shuffled me. Hard!
Chin 1: How so?
Chin 2: I wasnt that interested tbh but she spent all night talking about how she gives the best blowjobs and she couldnt wait to show me.
Eventually we got to mine, we kissed a little and half naked on her knees looking up at me with my cock in her hand she goes. 'What!, you think we are hooking up! I'm not that kind of girl. Arrh, men are such pigs!' and storms out.
Chin 1: Damn bro, you got shuggled hard!
Chin 2: Thats not even the worst of it. She's been messaging me all day asking when I'm taking her on a date!
Chin 1: Ha ha ha! You have to stop dating Fulham girls, they crazy!
Chin 2: Preach!
The Nevada Shuffle is when a male and usually a female have sexual intercourse while the female is having a seizure.
Person 1: Babe you wanna do the Nevada Shuffle
Person 2: JAHSDGBHSJDBFAGHBNFDSHAJKSHNFSDAJIKOMF
Sticking your thumb in a vagina or asshole and vigorously wagging it
“Yo dude, I thumb shuffled my girl last night and it saved me from doing any work”
The constant switching of lanes by Florida drivers, typically performed without use of blinkers. This dance is typically seen on major highways such as I-95 and creates traffic
Angela: Are you almost here? We're going to be late.
Brad: Sorry, I got stuck in some traffic, everyone was doing the Florida Shuffle
The art of shuffling to attract the wood.
yo bro u doing salman shuffle? That’s sus!