Usually passed down from generations, when a dad circumsizes his son on a kitchen table, or just a really bad circ job
Dude that doctor fucked me up and gave me a kitchen table circ
When youre sitting at lunch, and youre the only one on your side of the table. everyone is crowded on the other side of the table just to be away from you.
yeah theyre doing the lonely table to her
The act of 3 cool people talking together in a group on Facebook.
Sham: Sorry I missed poker last night guys, I was round tabling with some cool kids and lost track of time.
When you are about to get your ass eaten you do one last emergency wipe right beforehand to ensure you are clean for the ass consumer.
Matt: Did you clean the table?
Alex: Yes of course I did!
Minecraft block with absolutely no correct crafting recipes
I made a literal GOLDEN PICKAXE with my Minecraft Crafting Table WITH 3 PIECES OF PURE GOLD
When you stand on a table and kick the person who is sitting at the table to death
Ima table cunt this motherfucker
Similar meaning to Elephant in the Room, only this one is used north of the ole Border there, eh?
We all sat through the entire meeting in awe that nobody had addressed the Moose Under the Table