butters my toast

To Annoy, Provoke, or Piss someone Off.

Can you stop it really butters my toast when you do that Imo

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like a cat on toast

1.cool, hip or jive
2.easy,working exactly as it should

1.That suit is cool like a cat on toast
2.Wow, that was easy as a cat on toast

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French Toast

When you shit on a man or womans bossoms and then flatten it down and cut it into squares and spread butter on it

JOHN::Oi mate wana make french toast this morning?
Michelle:Oh yer whos chest shall we use?

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French toast

Soggy toast considered inferior to crisp American toast.

How's your French toast dear?
Soggy and ungrateful. But this American toast is a-okay.

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Toasted Marshmallow Shake

A toasted marshmallow shake is a an anal creampie. The toasted part comes from being in the anus.

Billy bob is banging his wife in the ass. I cant wait till he comes so i can have a Toasted Marshmallow Shake

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peanut butter on toast

The act of feeding your partner peanuts an hour or so before anal sex, a good hard pounding will make the halfway digested peanuts come back out their mouth like soft serve ice cream. It is important for this to be done near a toaster or with toast on hand so the poundee can "soft serve" the pb on the bread before handing it to the pounder for consumption. Note: wait only 1 half hour if chunky pb is desired.

" Man I sure am full after having that peanut butter on toast my cellmate made for me."

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toast and toe nails

It is toast spread with orange marmalade.

Bruce enjoyed his morning toast and toe nails.

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