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Paper Cut of Death

a method of taiwanese torture where one is given a bad paper cut on their jugular vein on their neck and then left to bleed out until the information is given

Did you hear Mark was given the Paper Cut of Death in Taiwan

by will.i.am96 November 30, 2010

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buying the toilet paper

"Buying the toilet paper" is to perform an action one knows will have no impact on their current dilemma, yet they perform it anyways just to feel like you have some control over an uncontrollable situation.

Based on the 2020 toilet paper shortages.

"voting is pointless. I'd just be buying the toilet paper."

by slutilda March 14, 2020

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stack paper to the ceiling

The act of gratuitously making exorbitant amounts of money in a very short amount of time, thereby inciting many jealous haters to hate on you.

Charles Barkley: "I don't care how much they pay him, Ernie, this kid is a disgrace to basketball, he epitomizes everything wrong with the game today!"

Ernie Johnson: "Now, Charles, it seems to me that you're hatin' on Riley 'cause he stack paper to the ceiling and rides on 24" chrome."

Charles Barkley: "Yea, thats true."

by Young Reezie January 24, 2008

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Grade Her Papers

To examine a females body to establish her overall sexyness.

Extensive but not obsessive checking out of a girl.

This girl sounds nice but i"ll have to grade her papers before I make a move.

I graded her papers and she passed in every way.

by drizyjr (k.i.d.) February 11, 2010

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Clint Eastwood Paper

Cheap, course toilet paper.

Clint Eastwood paper.
Rough n' tough.
Don't take no shit off nobody.

by theknightlyone August 1, 2009

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paper bag job

adj. used to describe (mainly) females whom posses good bodies yet have faces like a smacked arse... reffering to using a paper bag to cover their ugly faces during sex

Lad 1: Phwoar, look at that ass
(she turns around)
Lad 2: Damn she fell outta the ugly tree
Lads 1&2: Still give her one, paper bag job!

by englandsnumberonehockeygoalkeeper August 28, 2006

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paper bullets of the brain

To "fire off" hurtful words, to talk smack.

"Shall quips and sentences and these paper bullets of the brain awe a man from the career of his humor?" -Benedick, Much Ado About Nothing, Shakespeare

by hey nonny August 27, 2006

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