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Waking up still feeling high and mouth is dry from the blunt smoked in a dream.
"Phantom vibration syndrome" is when you think your phone is buzzing, but it's just your imagination playing tricks on you. It's like your pocket is the boy who cried "vibrate"!
Here's a silly joke about "phantom vibration syndrome": "Why don't ghosts use phones? Because they're already experts at phantom vibration syndrome!"
An unknown raider who eats food without purchasing the item. Has never been seen but evidence of open or half eaten food packages can be found in virtually any supermarket/store. Often leaving food in an unrelated area.
Employee 1: why is there an open package of Oreos in the electronics section?
Employee 2: the Phantom Snacker strikes again.
Definition of a phantom person:
An apparition or specter. an appearance or illusion without material substance, as a dream image, mirage, or optical illusion. a person or thing of merely illusory power, status, efficacy, etc.: the phantom of fear.
“Don’t go ghost, go phantom.”
Becoming/being a phantom: A person enduring emotional trauma decides to “go phantom”. Still being relevant and social, unlike “going ghost”, a phantom still holds his/her stigma about themselves. They don’t lose their status or communications with the outside world. A person loses themselves and decides to go phantom; their reality doesn’t feel real because of the emotional trauma they are enduring . They feel as if they are just in an allusion, their own reality feels distraught, and disturbed. But a phantom chooses to become a phantom to grow into what they plan to become. Their vision of themselves they choose to claim and compose of. Whatever a phantom’s dream or illusion is they will pursue it with consistent dedication and will. The phantom during this process find themselves again, and through time a phantom reconnects with their reality and doesn’t try to escape it, but endure it.
(A person going phantom is a person that feels broken or lost and chooses to find themselves again but not cut everyone off in the process. Humbly endures their struggle unlike ghosting.)
“Joseph didn’t go ghost, he went phantom because he wanted his friends there with him during his grind.”
“Don’t go ghost, go phantom.”
When you drop your guts and smells it really bad, but denies it to everyone that you ever done it
Riley S: Eww who farted it smells like shit, was that you lachlan?
Lachlan M: no i didn’t do it
Ryan W: it was you lachlan.
Tom S: The Fart Phantom back at it again
The feeling of wearing a watch despite not actually wearing it, this can come from being used to wearing watches. Not harmful in the slightest, just weird.
Ayo I feel something on my wrist?
There’s nothing there.
Ah, Phantom Watch Syndrome.
Jimmy I told you to stop using retarded definitions on urban dictionary.
when you can smell a "burp," through your computer
she had phantom burps. he could sense the level of how disgusting the burps were