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Phone Aids

Downloading 3rd party apps , 3rd party jailbreak apps

I keeping downloading 3rd party apps , Iโ€™m going to get phone aids .

by Phoneaidshealer November 9, 2017

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Plug in the Phone

Sexual position where one partner bends over and plugs in a phone (hence the name). The second partner has an aggressive sexual advance from behind the first partner, sometimes resulting in a dislocated disc in the back.

As a result of the "Plug in the Phone" incident, Pauley had to spend a week in the hospital.

by Mrpgmr October 19, 2014

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illegal phone

a phone from a different wireless service provider than the one a person is currently employed by (such phones are generally prohibited on the premises)

Ed can't use his Blackjack II while he's working at Verizon as it's an illegal phone.

by AlphaDawg79 December 4, 2008

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phone abyss

When your phone is lost to the point of no return, like underneath a seat in a car.

"Dude, I can't find my phone anywhere!"
"Bro, did you check the phone abyss?"

by signalizing June 28, 2013

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Phone-fart

When your silent-mode phone vibrates on a hard surface and makes a loud buzzing sound, like flatulence.

I put my phone on silent for class, but still got in trouble after a phone-fart.

by SirSolarSeven November 20, 2015

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Phone Blown

A game requiring two people and a phone.
Player 1 calls anyone in their contacts and begins a normal conversation. No lying is allowed.
Player 2 proceeds to go down on Player 1, doing anything in their power (while abstaining from making loud, sexual noises) to disrupt the conversation.
Player 1 wins if they can go 5 minutes without letting their phone partner know what is happening. Likewise, Player 2 wins if the other line discovers the secret.

John: "Are you getting a blow job?!"
Stephen: "You've just been Phone Blown!!"

by brainpills January 20, 2011

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Magic Phone

a magic phone is any smart phone that is capable of answering questions.

hey where's the nearest place to buy beer?
i dont know lemme look it up on the magic phone.

what kind of animal is the most dangerous?
MAGIC PHONE!

by i came up with magic phone September 4, 2011

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