1) one who enjoys sniffing a meat pole, tent pole, or skin flute
Man look at the guy over there checking out that dudes ass, what a pole sniffer!
Someone who sucks dick in california
The girl from the club in Hollywood was certainly a California pole smoker. She proved it to me and all my hommies.
Term used when wife asks for a swingers trip, but she is only wanting a pole hop.
Mary and Jim went to a swingers party to meet women only, but Jim thinks Mary just wants to pole hop!
Skinny dick, big foreskin. Typically unsightly. Looks like the skin could be painted and used as a flag. Skin gets so worn that it's hard to get laid. Usually can't get a date so they gotta masturbate. Some times there is lube, some times there ain't. Before you know it your foreskin inflates.
Example 1: "I was going to go down on the guy, but he wiped out a real Flag Pole. It was long but the skin was so floppy I almost gagged on it. I'd be surprised if he even felt it at all."
Example 2: "Today I showed my patriotism online. Painted my dick and foreskin like a Flag Pole and snapped a picture in the wind. They got more of a laugh out of it than anything."
Your partner grips the bed headboard whilst you lift her legs up in the air wheelbarrow style and go to town on that shi until she screams "fly my like a flagpole!"
When she grabbed the bed headboard i just had to hit the Flag Pole on her
An alter boy who carries the pole that collects money for the church but also holds the priests pole after hours.
He wasn’t good at collecting money but he was the best pole holder in our church.