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A sexual act involving no less than 2, but no more than 5 men
The boys had a hankerin' for a hobo potato later that night
Someone in the same building/house as you who is too lazy to come to where you are to answer a question, so instead texts you their response.
Sam was upstairs when Mom asked what he would like to drink with dinner, so the text potato just replied, "H2O" to her iPhone.
The act of calling someone a potato. To be used in derogatory/accusatory, and usually comedic context, where other names may be too harsh/offensive. Can be interchanged with other commonplace food items (e.g. doughnut, zucchini, etc.)
"Hahaha omg you potato."
"Potato?"
'Yeah. Everyone I know gets the potato treatment at some point. No-one is safe"
The act of hiding the evidence that you pooped in a sink or bathtub by smashing your stool with your foot or hand until it has become mashed enough to flow smoothly down the drain. Covering up any evidence that you defiled a bathroom.
I live in a one bathroom apartment but my roommate was using it at the time, so I had to think quick without destroying my pants. So I squatted over the kitchen sink and then proceeded to be a potato masher before my roommate was done in the bathroom.
A Bra-Potato is when you wear your bra too long and it wrinkles, then little black things start growing on the inside of your bra. (mold)
Hey, Felicia I heard that Stacie is so lazy that she actually got Bra-Potatos.
1. A mythical tree with the magical ability to grow potatoes from it's branches.
2. A retarded argument
1. The legendary potato tree has evaded me for far too long, this time I shall find it!
2. "I read a book that potatoes grow on trees!" "Are you fuckin' stupid?"
Step 1: get a potato
Step 2: shove potato up your ass
Step 3 repeat
The Indiana potatos hot spicy feel make it good for the real.