put 'er com'

computer backwards ;)

Oh yeah babe, put 'er com'

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Put the Mayonnaise in the Backpack

(v) When hooking up with a Sandwich artist from Subway or Quizno’s or any other sandwich making establishment, and the male put his mayonnaise (jizz) into the sandwich artist’s backpack (rectum).

Sara from Subway: Hey Tina, Jake, from State Farm, came over to get a sandwich during lunch.
Tina from Subway: Oh yeah, how was that?
S: Well, he was wearing these awesome khakis so I took him in the back room and we hooked up.
T: What?! Are you on the pill?!
S: No, so I had him put the mayonnaise in the backpack.
T: Oh I love mayonnaise!

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I put a flag on it

I put a flag on it is used to claim something and make it yours

John: Me amo arsh
Dan: what?
John: that’s my catchphrase, I put a flag on it

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Putting a call out

A meaningless action that basically means that the individual has no intention of resolving an issue but wants to put forward the impression that it is being dealt with

At Prime Ministers "Question Time" when challenged on the award of pension to Sir Fred Goodwin, Gordon Brown replied "don't worry, I'm putting a call out"

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put in my math

to put one's phone number/bbm in another persons phone

"There aint no telling what kinda things that I'm'a start to do
If I get wrapped up on your ass to fast
I can tell you feel the same cuz when I ask you laugh
So I'm'a leave it at that n hint n put in my math"

lloyd bank$

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put a b on that eat

don't eat it, beat
if u put a "b" on that eat, it'll be beat.

also works for "m": to meat it
and "s":get a seat off in that(when u dont wanna hit, u jus wanna relax in it)

U betta put a "b" on that eat

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put on your condoms

Another way to say fasten your seatbelts. Seatbelts and condoms are similar : they offer protection, are easy to find, and keep you out of some deeeeeep shit later on.

(getting into the car)
Jane : OK, guys, put on your condoms and grab your oh shit bar!

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