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its everyday
damn i think its national let ray pipe reannah day again
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A man worthy of deep meanings and words that are hard to explain.
Her: i love you like a lana del ray song
“lets leave the world for the ones who change everything, nothing could stop the two of us lets just get lost, thats what we want.”
when someone pulls out and outrageously old phone when you do something that your not allowed to do and tells
pov its 11:59 pm and you submit it 1 second late
little cousin: "i caught you in 20k hdr 1200fps super Nintendo iOS 49 blue ray ultraviolet radiation 1080p PlayStation five"
me: dropkicks him
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Pretty self explanatory isnt it?
the tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device with a titanium plated nano enhanced bio genetic subterranean drilling unit with a cold fusion powered fission controlled pulse repition wave generator with a neuro planted japan made self installed mind manipularisation array with a biodegradable hand made master control terminal with a built in light emitting diode is good
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A filfthy snitch who has the hygeine of a rodent. Often uses lynx body spray instead of showers and solely eats cheese and dog food.
He smells like shit, no wonder he snitched. Filfthy ray the rat
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Ms. Rais tend to be annoying teachers with a I.Q of 5 who only got selected as a teacher because of her threats to send her army of cows at the school. their natural habitat is normally a milk carton and they are very protective of it which explains why no one has every seen what's under her desk. However despite this the only people that could even think about dating her are middle aged bald guys.
Your protecting that think like Ms. Rai