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when you rub your gunt against a pole or other phallic surface
"Did you see Amy Schumer doing that gunt rub in public the other day?"
"Yeah, I wish I hadn't."
When you are extremely perturbed and exacerbated of hope the only cure is to masturbate with the rage of 1000 suns. A rage rub is the act of angrily jerking a phallus, and can be both by given or received. Also known as to madsturbate.
Dylan: Goddammit I’m so fucking angry!
Becky: Is there anything I can do to help?
Dylan: Yeah. Why don’t you come over here and give me a dangerous rage rub.
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To cancel a previous request. The phrase is often used in line work.
“Hey, toss me up a few staples…wait, rub it out, the apprentice found some.”
It seems like a crime that this doesn't exist. You know what I mean, right? It's like 😖+🤦+🤏 That's kind of what it would look like.
Hym *Frustrated eye rubbing emoji* *sigh* "Look, I appreciate the effort but I don't even know how I got engaged in this pseudo-dialogue with you. Your sycophants accused me of plagiarism (the vote section got pretty plagiarism-y at least) which I did not like (at all), I punished them with the truth, and you clearly took it personally. Your thing works fine. The desired results was not achieved but that's almost entirely the fault of the liars around me (who don't value human life by the way). I just want to prove that I am not imagining things when people make reference to me. I was right. They are doing the thing I thought they were doing. Where is this 👇
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I just want to know where this ☝️ is. It cannot be used. On anyone. I won't allow it. So long as you are trying to use it I will refuse to act. Especially in a positive direction. I will do the opposite. Neutral or negative. That is what doing 👇 this
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Achieves. 100% failure rate. Unless the goal is to create a negative outcome. In which case, 100% success rate. When I'm dead be sure to maximally punish the people responsible."
Noun. The act of rubbing ones peepee. Like a handjob... but way better.
Yea so last night was awesome; Kelly game me an over the pants cock rub.
Another term for a bi-sexual or someone who is not sure if they are gay or homosexual.
Hey man I heard your girl was rubbing on the rainbow with her friend Mandy the other day.
So the other day I was walking down the street and these two guys walked past looking at my ass saying they would like to get me rubbing on the rainbow.
Is when a female uses jelly as lube to masturbate with. Preferably don't use any jelly with seeds, that could be painful
I walked in and saw Jane "jelly rubbing" one off