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A man that breaks into your house spy’s on you and don’t get arrested plus he has a waist line bigger than 3 reindeer
dasher- oh no there’s Santadancer-umm Santa can you mabye lay off the cookiesSanta-shut up or I give you to a kidruldolph-PLEASE I’VE WANTED YOU TO SO THAT FOR 20 YEARS
A man that breaks into a house and eats your milk and cookie... He also give kids coal
Santa is not St.Nicholas you stupid little shit.
Santa is usually a fat guy who come to your house to give you presents but it's possible to be girl name and girls named Santa are really crazy and good friends they are always next to you if you ever meet Santa she's definently crazy and evil but she always gonna laugh with you. Name Santa is really rare.
person 1 : what's your name?
person 2 : Santa!
person 1 : omg I never met girl named Santa!? wanna be friends?
A fat bitch who brakes into your house at night and grabs your mom, sister and wife back to the north pole
Oh shit, santa came to my house last night.
the guy who breaks and enters each year
hey jerry, remember santa?
yeah he triggered my alarms.
Santa aka old fat perv. He ha no cock and he usually rapes a rhino with a dildo attached to his stomach
Gay dude: is santa cool?
Straight dude: nah he lesbian