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A movie so terrifying that I had to lock my children in my basement and lock all 7,823,034 door and window locks and hide for nearly half of a decade, This is my return note and I am hoping I never have to experience the terrifying film known as Open season: scared silly
Guy 1: Dude, did you see Open Season: scared silly (2015 horror movie)?
Guy 2: *has Vietnam flashbacks*
Guy 1: You good bro?
Guy 2: *shakes away flashbacks* *throws up**has seizure*
Spongebob Narrator: 2 weeks later
Guy 2: never speak of that again!
A disturbing phenomenon where a mass amount of young people go missing at once in multiple states, with the idea they've been kidnapped for their organs to be sold on the black market.
"Did you see all those missing posters around town? Ten teenagers went missing all last week!"
"It's harvest season. Kids have been going missing all over the state. May God help their souls."
Nonog season.... The time when you can't buy eggnog anymore. HaHa Lyle it's almost nonog season!
He went to every grocery store trying to buy eggnog but alas there was none to be found nonog season is apon us.
A period of time in which the supply of drugs in town is low.
"Eyo let's go get some weed."
"It's drought season fool all the plugs be dry."
When you date an older man. Your man is not “old”. He’s seasoned like a delicious meal.
Seasoned definition means been around forever. And meat is whatever you want that to mean. It can mean Penis or the girth of their body
Damn your man is old! I’m surprised you’re even together.
Response: I like him cause he’s seasoned meat. He’s an acquired taste.
When something happens in a specific season in a series that you watch that happens so fast, you can't process it right away and it's a pain to connect the dots.
Person 1: Did you see that season of (insert your favorite series here)? Man, it gave me season whiplash.
Person 2: Same. The entire season was rushed. I got a headache just trying to understand it all.
Dylan: Why do you have high heels on?
Funny and Tammy: duh it's Cvnting Season