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The forbidden zone. Worse that the dark web. Where you find the most sketchy websites.
Guy 1: Where did you find this website?
Guy 2: The second page of google.
Guy 1: It’s probably illegal to be on that website then.
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the act one gives when wanting you to chill out either becuase you want to go or him to shut up when he is telling a gay story he wants to keep saying
ramzy, hury the fuck up lets go
two seconds bro
shut the fuck up and get in the car.
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The one quote where everyone thinks that Mandela said "our deepest fears" except that it was some random bitch from Texas
Person 1: Dude remember that quote Thomas Jefferson said? Like our deepest fears something something...
Person 2: No dude it was Mandela. I saw it on Akeelah and the Bee. Remember Keke Palmer. Dude she's so hot.
Random Nerd: ACTUALLY, it was Marianne Williamson who said that. This is called the second mandela effect.
Person 1 &2: Shut up nerd.
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1) Meathead Jock
2) The superior male of a residence
3) A person whom loves to ingest large amounts of protein throughout the day.
4) A person who has better things to do than play magic cards
"Oh man that second floor boy is jacked."
friend - "Obviously, he is a meathead jock."
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A really quick Blow Job. Europeans are very active, busy people who sometimes want the pleasure but don't have the time. Time doesn't limit the enjoyment so the giver must be skilled to deliver the same amount of titillation. Romantic, not sleazy.
Pierre, before you run off for work at the baguette bakery, would you like a 2 Second Frencher?
Oui!
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Supposedly if a love interest smiles at you for seven seconds or more at one time they are interested | Also a song by a local band ska/punk band who's name changes frequently currently "Dazed"
Jane: *smile*
John: *stare*
Jack: 5, 6, 7. Alright John seven second smile go get her bro.
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Rolled cigarettes consisting of butts either removed from the ashtray, someone else's ashtray, or the street. While considered neither healthy nor socially acceptable, they are often smoked by those with little money and a smoking habit.
Student: Oh, joy, no baccy... I guess I'll have to have an SHS.
Friend: A what?
Student: Second hand special (removes butts from ashtray)
Friend: Oh, crap, man, that's baaaad.
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