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Literally any dinner an adult goes to and doesn’t happen to invite every friend they have.
Carlos went to another secret dinner so I guess we have to figure out our own dinner.
Literally any dinner an adult goes to and doesn’t happen to invite every friend they have.
Carlos went to another secret dinner so I guess we have to figure out our own dinner.
The kind of pasta that is so delicious, only a true Italian Nona from Sicily would be able to make.
Damn this pasta is so good it's secret pasta for sure!
What teachers tell students with adhd and other learning disabilities to make them feel better
“We don’t think your trying your best we know your secret smart”
When you a person not to tell a person about something but you really want that person to know (without eagerness). A loaded secret is meant to help you in a backward behind way.
(A story about Tim, Jake, and Emily)
JAKE TO TIM: Don't Emily this but I think she's hot
TIM TO EMILY: Jake said you were hot but that's a secret so don't say anything.
EMILY TO JAKE: Tim said you had a crush on my
JAKE TO EMILY: That was supposed to be a secret but how does that make you feel.
EMILY TO JAKE: I think your hot too so let's make baby's
JAKE TO TIM: Hey thanks for telling Emily that was a loaded secret so I wanted her to know the whole time.
A Secret Slag is someone who loves gossip. Once they get their hands on a little bit of information, they turn it into a big drama.
E.G. SS finds out someone is pregnant, then says they fucked 5 different men.
Me: I knew you were a secret slag!
SS: I never opened my mouth about (redacted)
Me: Then why does the whole building say you told them? You stupid bitch.
When you go for a poo and the weight and velocity causes it to a round the bend and escape the bowl. On top of that a true secret agent is when this happens that when you wipe your ass there is no poo on the tissue, it’s litterally so clean you could blow your nose on it. This is a true secret agent poo.
Wow it’s amaizing I never thought I would have a secret agent poo after that large mixed grill at spoons