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This is the hour from which you first notice you need to take a shit. If you don't shit within this hour time frame, it is possible that you will not need to shit for quite some time. So take advantage of the shit window and do not miss it, because if you do it can lead to being constipated and force you to carry this extra shit around with you for an undisclosed time. And who wants to carry around extra shit?
(similar to the caffeine window (sort of))
Golly, I missed my "shit window" and now I do not need to shit. This forces me to wait for my next shit window.
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Music so awful that its only use is to be flaunted as a fashion accessory by those obsessed with the idea of coolness; it remains perpetually "obscure" because no sane human being would listen to this music for pleasure.
Dan: Hey dude, I just got a limited-edition copy of We Are As The Romans Should Have Been's new EP - and on vinyl, too! It's Gregorian chants with a mambo beat - mind-blowing! Come listen!
Ben: Ugh, no. You can keep your hipster shit to yourself.
Dan: SCREW YOU! YOU DON'T KNOW GOOD MUSIC!
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A saying to be used in extreme conditions of fear, exitement, happiness, etc.
Can also be said when someone produces an abnormally large amount of feces.
Example 1:
Person : Dude did you see that monkey on a chain flying right at you?
Person 2 : Yea man I fucking crapped a shit!
Example 2:
Person : Hey man you don't look so good.
Person 2 : Thats because I had taco bell for lunch and just crapped a shit.
Person : Ouch.
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a really slimy poop that stinks up the whole house
ohh james just took a huge greasy shit
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Z shit stands for Zoe Pound gang. It was founded by Haitian immigrants living in Miami, Florida during the mid-1990s. They call each other Z’s or words that start with ‘Z,’ like “Zombie” or “Zoe.” Of late, the term “Z shit” has extended to regard most people of Haitian descent.
Kodak Black, who is of Haitian descent, used Z shit in his song ZEZE.
Pull up in a Demon, on God (On God)
Lookin' like I still do fraud (Fraud)
Flyin' private jet with the rod (Rod)
This that Z shit, this that Z shit (This that Z shit)
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to be extremely scared or freightened
we got away before they caught us, man we were shitting bricks
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