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What everyone doing Dry January has secretly started by the middle of the month.
They may not be washing back Buds with Whiskey suds, but don’t be fooled. They’re high as balls.
Ah yes, Leonard and Celine back at their old charade - pushing the wine glasses away as if we didn’t know they’re in full-blown Sky High January mode and smoked three blunts before they came to dinner.
One of the best friends you could ever have usually extremely gay and is very fun to have around to lighten the mood
"Your acting like, such a tia-sky"
To define a good friend
The most kindest and generous person you know even if you don’t know her in real life you know she is an amazing person!!
We love you sky toon
The rim of the famous Legaue of Legend YouTuber " Sky Willams ". He is the gayest nigga you can find out there. The legend says, once, a barbare named Olaf went to America and found him being fucked by his fans. Olaf went into a rage at this sight and killed every single Sky's fans. Sky was terrified. Olaf was going to murder him, to butcher him. He tried to run away but slipt on his pants. His privates were exposed to everyone, was it his fate to die like this ? The impact was comming. He prayed one last time God, but even God couldn't help him against Olaf. Olaf was comming. Sky accepted his fate. And then... He felt a tongue plundging into his brown ass. It destroyed every single cubic centimeters of his ass. Sky's rim was conquered by Olaf. Olaf felt a blessing reaching him. As the gates of Valhalla opened, as he was going to another plan, he spoke his last words...
" SKY'S RIM BELONG TO THE NORDS !!! "
And that's how he became the legend we know... Since then Sky's rim became a safe haven for every Nords. It was already a safe haven for a lot of people but the Nords are not common people. They can dig into mountains with their dicks, they fought the dragons and they have the Techno Viking.
" I used to be an adventurer like you, then i took A FUCKING AXE TO THE KNEE ! "
-Sky's Rim fan while the Ragnarok was comming on him.
sky-bite is a cybertronian poet some of his poems include:
Who's the baddest shark around? Who's the smartest shark in town?
Sky-Byte, that's me!
Who'll drive Scourge into the ground? And never let old Megatron down?
Sky-Byte, that's me!
The cobalt ocean roils
zephyrs blow cold,
and another hapless foe is crushed beneath my heel.
hey did you see the ending of transformers robots in disguise (2001)?
yeah I did I'm so happy sky-bite was able to stay on earth.
When you make a promise that you can NEVER break
Man 1: hey bro can I tell you something?
Man 2: sure!
Man 1: ok but don’t tell anyone.
Man 2: I swear by the moon and the stars in the sky I will tell not a soul
A group of mentally I’ll teenagers who seem to have flamer behaviors and do homosexual activities.
Oh my! Look at the Sky Suite kids! They are so fucking gay.