Johnny Slapping

The art of ejaculating into a condom then blowing it up like a balloon before creeping up behind an unsuspecting victim and bursting it in their face, hopefully covering them in your hot juice

Fred: "this guy was pissing me off yesterday so I ended up Johnny slapping him right in the chops"

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Slapping the hamster

1. A method of punishment for an unruly rodent.
2. Vigorous female masturbation.

Has anyone seen Beyoncé tonight? Yes, earlier, but she told me she was retiring to spend some quality 'me time' slapping the hamster.

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slap tag

Graffiti normally on USPS labels that get put up on public places such as windows, street poles , signs and and other smooth surface

Hey Task did u see that BKC slap Tag on Los Angeles Street

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Power-Slap

Getting knocked the hell out.

I almost power-slapped a customer

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slap beef

another philly word meaning dick up

Person : Why are you such a asshole
Me : Slap beef pussy

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Knowledge Slap

When someone is talking crap and you prove them wrong or shut them up by stating facts and showing proof.

My girlfriend was arguing with me about who was the main actor in the movie Gladiator, being my favorite movie of all times...I had to drop that "Knowledge Slap"...

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slap the gash

1) the art of female masturbation.

also...

2)a highly obscene euphemism for sexual intercourse; often used to emphasize a certain, unrelated point.

paddy actually shat in my kettle?! slap my gash!

you wanna come over tonight and slap the gash?

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