fagging a smoke

A simple reversal of the phrase, "Smoking a fag" in relation to how the Tea People say smoking a cigarette, making it mean something completely different and, dare I say, surprisingly fitting.

1. Colyn: "Ah shit m8, I'm out of cigs! Mind if I bum a smoke?"

Sam: "Nope, but you CAN fag a smoke if you know what I mean?"

*Colyn immediately, and savagely sucked Sam's cock to fuel his faggatorial, Bri'ish needs*
2. "Yo I heard Johnny was caught fagging a smoke in the bathroom, what a fuckin pommie"

Left-a-Smoke

The last few draws of a tobacco cigarette given to someone without access to nicotine

Calum: I'm gonna have a feg. You want left-a-smoke?
Aaron: Yes mate

Smoking simulator

Smoking Simulator is a computer game that tasks you with surviving a stressful day at work armed with only a handful of cigarettes.

I love playing Smoking simulator it my favorite video game

smoke a sid

lis = tree = wood = backwoods = hitte = j = lis = sid

alteration "smoke a lis"

me: yo what do we wanna do now?
spencer: bro idk lets smoke a sid

smoke duel

A smoke duel is initiated by challenger "slapping" an opponents face with smoke, a smoke slap, and declaring "I challenge you to a duel!" The two players then stand back to back and move forward 4.20 paces. To start the first turn both players turn around to face each other. To end a turn both players must have blown a smoke ring at the opponent. The players may "shoot" at any time once a turn has started, including at the same time as an opponent. If both players miss they take a step forward to start another turn, then repeat until one or both of the smoke rings hits an opponent in a turn. The winner is the first person to hit the opponent with a smoke ring. In the event that the two players hit each other in the same turn both players lose.

Remember that time we got ripped trying to have a smoke duel?

smoke and snooze

The opposite of wake and bake.

Smoking weed and then going to bed.

I couldn't sleep, so I decided to do a smoke and snooze, I passed right out.

Turtle smoke

The act of beating someone who is so slow even though you are incredibly slow yourself. Or is a procrastinator accomplishes a task before another procrastinator.

JPow was the worst procrastinator in the history of the world, but, he still managed to turtle smoke Lei-hi by completing his task of shucking his pile of corn stalks before her. ...thus, Leigha has been turtle smoked...