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A really bad story; A pointless story
That was such a Koree Story
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Women who believe "love" is like it is in the movies. They believe men are romantic and compassionate and will give their lives for their women.
Men do not posses these abilities or thoughts. They are not thinking about you and your feelings constantly.
Q: Will you love me like The Notebook?
A: No, it's not possible to love someone like that. Don't watch those kinds of movies...they give you Love Story Complex!
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A typical response to a dumb or pointless anecdote among friends.
Kyle: So, today I was driving home from work and I noticed a streetlight was out.
Kavon: Cool Story Dude!
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when a guy's recieving blowjob while taking a shit on the "top shelf" (upper level of the toilet) and the bitch thats blowin him is takin shit in the bowl.
Dude, last night I got a two-story blumkin at this frat house.
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A declaration that one is not interested in the topic at hand but that one does not have the proper IQ to come up with a more interesting topic.
Amelia: My grandfather died
Zeus: Cool story bro
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When you tell a story but the other person forgot the details and claims it never happened. You then become animated trying to make them remember you start to look insane.
You used to bring me flowers when we first started dating remember? Oh because you forgot now I sound like a Delusional Story Teller right?!
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a tv series that is like watching a horror movie every season, with 9 seasons. said seasons are:
1 Murder House
2 Asylum
3 Coven
4 Freak Show
5 Hotel
6 Roanoke
7 Cult
8 Apocalypse
9 1984
8/10 on IMDb, "I love american horror story! it is my fav show since i finished scream queens, it is all i ever see anymore. my favorite seasons has got to be 1984 and cult!"
that said i highly recommend watching ahs if u have not!
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