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mean surprise

When getting a girl doggy-style, slipping it in her ass without warning; named because its really mean, and one hell of a surprise!

After being slipped the mean surprise, Aisha ran and locked herself in the bathroom

by Sam February 22, 2003

5๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Greek Surprise

Like the shocker, but a fist to the vulva and a thumb in the anus.

Warning: There have been reports of dislocated thumbs suffered from improperly administering the Greek Surprise.

"Dude, how'd you break your thumb?"
"Well I was a bit drunk and trying to give a chick the Greek Surprise..."
"Let me guess, you were over rotated and slammed your thumb into her taint? Yea, we've all been there, it's a rookie mistake."

by TheFotios January 13, 2006

17๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


Element of Surprise

An all girls robotics team who is hardworking. They have had many laughs and have shed tears together but always come together in the end.

They are the Element of Surprise!

by hwekfhwifywh22 February 1, 2016

6๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


surprise-sex

aka rape

Just say 'No!' to surprise-sex; Men can stop surprise-sex; He experienced surprise-sex while in the mental hospital as a kid (see Tove).

by Piggy Noles October 7, 2003

11๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shanghai Surprise

To spunk in someone's hair during the night. When they wake up, their hair will have the consistency of wonton noodles.

These wonton noodles taste funny.

by jmc October 15, 2002

18๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


Surprise Sex

Its like when a dude is out at the bar (Eric) and then ends up taking a girl home for some odd reason. Then the next morning when she wakes up and rolls over he yells....SURPRISE

"Hey man how did last night go"?
"Ohh not bad, I was able to get some surprise sex"

by Breton January 2, 2008

24๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


meatloaf surprise

When a butt plug comes out unexpectedly along with fecal matter all over the testicle sack

I was fucking this girl and she was like, "hey im going to use a butt plug too" and i was fine with it until i got a meatloaf surprise.

by the randy ferret November 5, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž