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french women in a tap room being "tapped" by drunk and debeautreas gentlemen.
Remember that "european tap room" we went to in Montpelier?
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"I can't do it."
"You better tap your manna and get that shit done."
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Loose, some what chunky diarrhea.
I need to unload a bucket-load of Cleveland Tap Water into a toilet A.S.A.P.
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When a guy is nailing a girl in the ass and he rides her so hard that she passes out from the sheer pain of his throbbing member in her colon. Usually this occurs because the man is a celebrity of some sort and the girl is a dirty whore. The phrase originated with #52 of the 05/06 New York Jets.
Man, after Sarah saw me on the nighly news, she wouldn't leave me alone. I had to give her a tap out to teach her a lesson. The sad thing is, when she regained consciousness, I think she enjoyed it!
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When one bro exchanges a manly spanking to his fellow bro after a job well done. Does not necessarily need to be in the context of an athletic event. An athletic butt tap can be exchanged for any reason without being seen as homosexual. Athletic butt taps are firm but not overly powerful or aggressive.
Ross: Dude did you just slap my ass?
Chase: No man it was an athletic butt tap.
Ross: Oh okay nice man!
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The day after a girl has finished her period, then has sex, the next day she bleeds a little more.
I had sex last night with Jon and this morning I was bleeding again I guess he tapped the Ketchup bottle.
My husband was tapping the ketchup bottle to get the last bit out. I was very happy he did!
We were tapping the ketchup bottle and the kids woke up.
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When receiving oral sex it is a common courtesy to let the woman know that you are close to orgasm, so she doesn't blind herself or choke to death on your seed...
"Are you still seeing Sloop??"
"I don't think so; I failed to give her the ten second tap last weekend and she hasn't returned my calls since then"
"Bummer"
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