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teacher

literal spankers,real torture

my teacher is gay

by ThatJackFromTitanic September 19, 2022


Teacher

A person that helps you solve work that you wouldn't have without them

Teachers are a perpetual motion machine.

by Night_lasher0617 November 13, 2022


teachers

life ruiners

jeeeesss i hate teachers they ruin my life

by thisispeter......alexanderJK May 13, 2019


Teacher

Satan

Jim:I see Satan.
Mary: No, that’s just our math teacher

by Dragonlord98 May 17, 2021


Teacher

Very strict people, usually fat jackasses.

That teacher is DOYYYYYY... Of course.

by suck it to m March 13, 2017


teachers

also called sadists in the same way as dentist and guantanamo staff

i hate teachers

by that guy who listen to dsbm September 24, 2019


Teacher

The fat cow that gives you homework, is a hypocrite, and wont admit when they get something wrong just gets mad that you confronted them. Also the one who is on their phone and gets mad when you ask a question because it means they have to teach you.Also the one who eats food and drinks pop in front of you while you are sitting there with you stomach growling because you are starving because you feel sick when you eat in the morning because you have to get up at 5 or 6 in the morning.

A personal story:
One time in math I had a substitute teacher. I had no clue how to do my work because she explained it horribly. So I raised my hand and she came to my desk. I said “Idk how to do it.” She re-explained to me again horribly, and giving me no clues as to where to start or anything, so after she explained she said “do you get it now?” And I still didn’t understand and if I said yes just so I wouldn’t have to keep talking to her then I never would have got any work done so I said “ no I still do not understand.” Then she rolled her eyes and said “ oh my god really” kind of quiet thinking I couldn’t hear. Then I said “Oh never mind I do understand” even thought I didn’t just to get her away from me. Then the next day my real teacher (who was surprisingly nice) was back. I told her that u did not understand what we went over yesterday. Then she explained it to me and made it sound sooo easy. I immediately learned what we did just from her giving effort to explain to me.

Example:
“Hey Mrs.Jones or whatever..”
Teacher: “What Timmy!?”
Timmy:“Umm what is blah blah blah mean?”
Teacher :“You should know!! We just went over this!”
Timmy :“ Oh well I wasn’t here when you went over it.”
Teacher :“oh”

by Mcgirreinstein April 6, 2018