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Wine Math is when you split a bottle of wine and the other person drinks more of it than you, then assumes that you are as tipsy as them.
The more they drink the tipsier they get and the soborer you are, no the other way around.
My girlfriend and I split a bottle of wine, I only had half a glass and she had the rest so she assumed I was too drunk to drive. She cannot so "wine math"!!!
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The science of figuring out a qty of time left or time elapsed, when bored at an activity such as work.
I woke up at 4am and started doing clock math to figure out when to go to work so I could be home by 4pm.
Example 1 -- 30 mins to get ready + 1 hr drive + 8 hrs work + 1 hour break/lunch = 4pm...solve for how much longer can I sleep.
Example 2 -- it's 10:30am I got here at 6am 8 hr shift how much longer do I have to be here?
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A Math teacher who has been audited on their taxes.
Latest news Math Teacher Audit for fraud on taxes.
A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. References the ancient Babylonians counting their sheep.
A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math
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Math that make zero sense, and has no daily appliances.
Common Core Math in a nutshell:
If Tony has 9311 apples and then eats 4321 oranges. How many pancakes does he have left over?
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the site that kids play at school nowadays to avoid work.
teacher: hey class today we’re doing work on our school laptops
kid 1: * plays cool math games to avoid work and makes the screen face away from the teacher *
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Jim: What did Math fab Mathonwy do?
Greg: He invented math.