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A sex act involving the application of maple syrup via a beer bottle while tied to a set of moose antlers and the use of a hockey stick both as a spanking intstiment and as a inertable sex toy
afterwords you eat bacon and drink a beer
did you hear Paris Hilton performed a Canadian History in her latest sex tape
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When one inserts their penis into a foreman grill, (the small grills that close like waffle maker) fries it until it resembles canadian bacon, and forces someone into eating it.
Rob: Dude i heard Bob gave Samantha canadian bacon!
Tyler: Man that's nasty why would someone do that to themselves?
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Shit bags full of cock rocks and a pussy farting moose inside a Stanley cup after it has been shoved repeatedly and forcibly into a maple-syrup lubricated rectum.
Canadian History is indicative of the current state of society.
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Attacking and murdering somebody, cutting their head off, and then eating some of the remains for good measure.
Chris, you'd better eat all of your fucking broccoli, or else I'm going to give you a canadian busrider.
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1) The national flag of Canada. Two vertical red stripes with a maple leaf in the center. Generic and uncreative.
2) Something that American tourists do NOT place on their backpacks when they go touring in Europe. The only people poor enough to afford to travel to another country with backpacks instead of luggage are college students and Canadians.
1) Canadian flags can often be found in general blue-collar trash havens, such as hockey games, wrestling matches, and Montrael.
2) Canadian: "You Americans are hated so much in Europe that you sew Canadian flags on your backpack, eh?"
American: "That'd be a waste of time even if we did it, because they can tell we aren't Canadian by the fact that we are actually wearing clothes that aren't plaid or jean jackets."
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Used to refer to something very sad that should be forgotten.
John's death is like Canadian History.
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While in High School in Buffalo, NY - wew used the terms "canadian rules" to indicate to others that whatever was going to happen next would not discussed with anyone back in the USA. There is a certain amount of protocol - in that you have to call it in advance.
While dropping your spunk on a Canadian's nose - you would call "canadian rules" so that your girls in the US would never hear about it.
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