Random town in Buttfuck Nowhere, Tennessee. If you're any sort of LGBTQ+, you will be called so many slurs by most adults and most children. There's nothing here except for a couple McDonald's and there's a Burger King right outside of town. Stay out of here, please. You'll regret stepping foot in this shitty town.
Man 1: Man I love men.
Man 2: FUCK YOU FA-
Man 3: What? Are you from Church Hill, Tennessee?
An unknown cult in Fairborn, Ohio that covers up sexual assault and hides predators.
Rose: Don't go to Central Avenue Church Of Christ. It's really dangerous.
Syra: Why?
Rose: They're a cult and their covering up sexual assault, I should know, I'm one of their victims.
When a priest and a nun have intercourse, the priest shoots his load inside the nun's mouth. He smacks the back of the nun's head making the load go through her nose, the priest then sticks a finger deep in her mouth so the nun vomits making it look like flames.
I went to the church yesterday and caught the priest giving the nun A Dragon In The Church
The most dead high school in the whole of Britain. Most of the teachers are bible bashers. Student drama is as dry as the head teachers wife, and the most outrageous thing that happens there is nittys vaping spice in the toilets. All in all, the school is just complete bumhole.
“I think I might move to bury church.”
“Are you mad? Even Totty High School is better than that shithole.”
It means that you agree with someone.
When you agree with someone, put your church fan up! Very similar to when you're in church and the pastor says something profound, all you can do is...put your church fan up.
The absolute flavor. Like being the best.
The Church's Chicken slogan is "Bringin' That Down Home Flavor", they mean they are the best and most unique and real.
I look good! When we get to the club, I'm serving this Church's Chicken!