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When a Man has Crabs infesting his pubic hair. He then shave off his pubes and gets a blow job from a woman, then he ejaculates on to the womans forehead and be for she has a chance to wipe off the ejaculate the man rubs his crab infested pubes into the jizz on the womans forehead. Giving her a "Crab Crown" after she went down town.
"Dude I gave this chick a down town crab crown last night. She was to pissed to wipe it off before she left."
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An ugly ass person with a face only a mother could love, usually used to describe dirty shanky ugly girls, a face so bad that if your dog had a face like a smashed crab, u'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backward
me: holy shit, check out that dirty hoe, I wouldn't touch that bitch with a 40 foot pole
some ramdom walking by: yeah fo sho', that bitch has got a face like a smashed crab.
2nd ramdom walking by: my cat breath smells like cat food
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Man-sized crabs, of the female persuasion, often born out of a pact with some dark demon or wizard.
Oh my god, did you hear? She gave birth to she-crab man-twins!
A potential slang term for marijuana, named by Steven Colbert during the Wednesday, April 29th edition of the Colbert Report.
Which of the following is a slang term for marijuana?
Pot
Wacky Tobacky
Sticky-Icky
or Cuban Crab Grass?
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noun~ " a new form of crab dip" or " a type of crab dip consisting of venereal crabs,pepper powder,and your balls"
so if i get a slight case of crabs and dust my nuts with pepper powder then T BAG you, would that count as giving you the spicy crab dip?
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When one repositions and moves their hands in a quickly-paced pinching motion, similar to that of an angry crab.
We were just sitting there when this kid started waving about, making crab hands. What the hell.
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The act of which you hollow out a crab shell, shit inside it, shove it inside a girl, then fuck the shit out of it.
Katy Perry devorced Russell Brand because he refused to give her a crab shack steam pot.
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