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Describing a messy shit in a more polite way.
Billy: "Dude you were on the toilet for over an hour!"
Nick: "Ya, sorry man, I had to sort out a disaster dump."
Billy: "Oh ok, cool."
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The act of vigorously humping then immediately dumping a girl or guy, usually for the sole purpose of being a prick..
-Dude I just fucked the hot ass chick from 2nd street!!!
-Dude you better hump it & dump it cuz I heard that bitch got the herpaly-erpalies!!!
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Taking a shit after running, biking, fighting, sweating, rock climbing, roofing, moshing, or seeing 311 at Sokol Hall in Omaha Nebraska.
After dominating ninjas and arm wrestling germans, Paul decided to take a shit but realized he had a swamp dump situation.
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A person;
annoyingly pathetic and incredibly tedious in nature,
branded by their colleagues as a "dumpity dump".
Causes fellow non-dumpities to go mad, due to their unbearable antics.
Typically low self-esteemed/monotone and in denial of their squareness.
Uses expressions such as
"well, I wouldn't say so!" or
"WELL I'm sorry that I forgot! Accidents happen!"
ALL OF THE TIME.
Thinks he's gaining cool-points when he mentions Van Halen! and Aerosmith! on his ipod.
Shares pointless information on the phone with you after you mention you have to go.
Has terrible table manners, clickity clanging his spoon in his cereal, slurping to his heart's delight thinking he's the only person who can hear it. Licking each finger individually (with sound included) after smacking his fucking lips during a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Slurped down by a glass of milk of course. Great!
A really big dumpity dump.
Girl1: GOD. My Step-Dad is such a dumpity dump.
Girl2: Why? Whats a dumpity..?
Girl1: .. he just is!
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To insert your big toe into a female's vagina.
I'm plum dumping that ho tonight!
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Donald dump was elected president because some people are dumb and want walls
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Another word for a fart. This word accentuates the rather foul odor accompanied by the noise, as it closely resembles the presence of fecal matter. Cleanup may be required after expulsion.
I just took an air dump in the other room. I about vomited.
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