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When you jism in a girl's eyes and while she can't see you smack her in the head with your phallus.
Jesus, I wanted to get back at my girl so I gave her a blind hammer.
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the unit of a ginger; the male genitalia of a "red-head"
Logan pulled down his pants and hit me in the face with his crimson hammer.
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For a man to lay it to his bitch with extreme prejudice.
Emily wants me to hammer toss her tonight.
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1. Penis with a bulbous deformed head that is disproportionately larger than the shaft., 2. Used to describe a loud or obnoxious person. Most effective when preceded with a traditional expletive, (i.e. "You fucking Yam-hammer"), 3. An aggressive consensual sexual act that involves a sound beating and/or pummeling.
1. I'd love to yam-hammer that bitch!
2. That dude is a such a yam-hammer!
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A massive elongated penis who only comes over for one thing to hammer the wet vagina real good
Bring that fucking hammer man here daddy ive been waiting all day for you
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The ability to reason that any tool can be a hammer, as long as its in reach.
Not being able to find a hammer so another object is used, like a wrench, screwdriver, or even a brick.
Guy1: <looks at marred handle of screwdriver>
What happened to the end if this screwdriver?
Guy2: Bill and his Hammer Logic put together a cabinet.
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a long haul truck driver, or someone who likes to drive or take long road trips.
"Wow, Miami to DC without sleeping? Mike is such a road hammer!"
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