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The female gender slap each other with dildos to have sex with each other
The girls at school had unicorn sex
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A dildo or other falice style sex toy placed on a stick, dipped in cornbread batter and fried until golden brown, and strapped to the head of one or more sex partners. The contraption is used to pleasure one both sexually and nutritionally. The cornbread coating provides a soft coating to the rigid toy, best used in group doggy-style orgies.
Man, we enjoyed the fuck out of a unicorn-dog last night. We fried that thing seven times.
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When you are waking into a bar and a unicorn drinking whisky starts to tell the bar about his adventures at sea
While walking into a bar the unicorn giggles
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When you're having sex and as she's about to cum you stick your nose in her pussy and the cum shoots into your nose.
Babe let's do The Majestic Unicorn tonight
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Is What You Would Call Some Who Is Whack or Shameful.
If you think LeBron is the next Michael Jordan, Go Head Butta Unicorn
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The act of a man tucking his erect peins between his leggs and bennding over.
Sam needed to hide his boner, so he attempeed a butt unicorn.
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“A mother who’s not perfect, enjoys cannabis, has a sense of humour and couldn’t care less what you think.”
As well as
“A mother who’s not perfect, enjoys alcohol, has a sense of humour and couldn’t care less what you think.”
I am a unicorn mom but instead of alcohol I enjoy cannabis. Its all good!!
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