cricket bat man

someone with a broken hand

is that a cricket bat man

cum bat boots

Cum bat boots, euphemism for condoms.

Dick and Jane use cum bat boots for birth control.

Bat Shit Crazy

Being crazy to the point where you need help

"Dude did you see Assir?"

"Yeah! That dude's fucking bat shit crazy!"

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Batting Clean-up

The fourth position in line for a train.

"Hey I'm batting clean-up. I hope no one else goes anal before it's my turn."

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Bitch-Be-Good Bat

Any form of weapon that is used to set people straight. Though commonly referred to as just a 'bat' it can be any manner of blunt object.

"That jackass just stole my shit, go get my Bitch-Be-Good Bat out of the car, man."

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Bat WIngs

When you go down on a chick when she has her rags, and you get that cunt blood on ya cheeks from rubbing against her thy's in a bat wing shape.

whats that shit on my chee.. shit bitch, "smack" fukin slut, hoe.. what?, do u think im bat man? fuk u slut. dont call me that, you fukin did know "smack" "smack",, now you have to drink my ass, or ill cunt kick you.

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pat the bat

A nickname for possibly the worst baseball player to play professional baseball. A name for Pat Burrell for one purpose and one purpose only; to make it seem like Pat Burrell was a positive contribution to the Philadelphia Phillies offensive production.

"Did you see Pat the Bat nail the golden sombrero last night?" "Yes I did; so why do they call him Pat the Bat anyway?" "That's a good question."

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