Bear Helmet

1.Any form of headware, be it your own hair or a hat, that resembles the pelt of a bear.
2.Anything ugly on your head.

Friend1: Hey bud, does my outfit look good enough to go clubbing?
Bud: GOOD LORD, besides that f@#$ing bear helmet you are wearing.
Friend1: My hair?
Bud: Yes, you retard, you have the worst mullet ever!

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pedo-bear

someone who is a pedophile

me: dude have you seen the pedo-bear walking around watching kids sleeping

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Bear Wench

A hoe who lies about having to work then fakes and says she no longer has to go to work even though no one could give 2 shits whether she had to work or didn't have to work in the 1st place.

Bear Wench: I can't make it because I have to work for an hour today but leave the door unlocked because there's a good chance I'll be right back because somehow the work I had to do will be cancelled

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bear

Word used by high school and middle schoolers to describe how awesome their friends are.

Rob: What do you think of pessah?
Dan: Pessah? That guy is such a bear!

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bear tail

some shit left in the ass cheeks because it was unsuccsesfuly "held in"

as i was playing games, i noticed that the room smelt like shit, i think imy brother has a bear tail, so i said, "dude, go spoon out that bear tail,"

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Bear-Gas

To fabricate or invent a word to avoid humiliation.

A: Avatar 3D was well grood! You should see it.

B: Do you mean good? haha.

A: Umm no... grood means it was groovy and good...

B: That's Bear-Gas!

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skeet bear

awkward mammal that cannot control itself

hey whats that? uhhhh what the hell am i in... that damn skeet bear

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