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Goat Burrito

When you're about to ejaculate down a woman's throat and you karate chop her in the jugular, she sounds like a goat eating a burrito.

"That bitch couldn't breath after I Goat burritoed her"

by Burrito Boy August 2, 2017


dutch burrito

a burrito size joint.

Dom goes to Amsterdam and orders a Dutch burrito then is never heard from again.

by I wish I was in Europe October 23, 2015


deep fried burritos

the absolute greatest thing ever. period.

megadeth cant' touch deep fried burritos in any way. no matter how many key changes are in the solo

by duncacas February 9, 2010


Burrito's tatas

Rushmore Titties, mommy milkers, teddy's hands pillows, oxygen provider...

Burrito's tatas

by coffee_man March 27, 2023


Cambodian sushi burrito

A dirty Cambodian choocha or dirty little slam piece used and abused by many.

Damn you really eating that Cambodian sushi burrito you know where that has been?

by Cindy’s son September 6, 2019


sumerian burrito

When you can't fit your penis inside the dead baby so you just fuck it instead.

"Stay still little jimmy this might hurt"
I'm gonna give you a Sumerian burrito

by Sumerian burrito November 16, 2016


New Mexico Burrito

A sexual act involving 2 men, 1 circumcised, 1 uncircumcised.
The uncircumcised man covers the head of the circumcised man's penis tip to create something that looks like a burrito. They may wrap their penises in a tortilla to create an actual burrito.

Randy and Raphael pulled a New Mexico Burrito yesterday

by BronxZooNigga123 August 13, 2018