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epic chain-fail

Similar to chainfail / chain-fail / chain fail, "Epic Chain-Fail", is a series of fails, usually (in strictest sense of epic chain fail, not mere hyperbole) deal-breaking fails, not just minor fails, not only in a experiential or temporal successsion, but also in another dimension, or exponentiating too.

fail < chain fail < epic chain fail
fail < epic fail < epic chain fail

either chain fail, or epic fail could be worse, depending on the specifics. there is no worse than epic chain fail known. there is no "chain epic fail", as the "epic" in "epic chain fail" already implies fail os of epic proportion, either (strictly) in each fail's own right, or as the cumulative result.

computing:
"I tried google+. fails with privacy/security/bigbrother concerns, getting so far into my social life to know more about me than just searches, they admit they report it to govs. fails in having to use 1 of the 4 big name browsers. fails with useragent change. even with right browwser, fails with another dozen annoyances in it's interface, each a deal-breaker, i decided i'd made too many allowances, time to declaire googleplus epic chain-fail, being so widespread, likely to spread further as users get locked in (to it AND browsers), wanting to talk to their friends on it."

physics:
"the reaction in a nuclear explosion, is like an epic chain-fail on the atomic/subatomic level"

social relations:
"he had been t-total for 38 years, drank too much cough syrup, which lead to drinking a bottle of tequilla, and some meths. he trashed his house, killed his baby, raped and severely beat his wife, set the neighbour's house on fire, called up everyone on his phone ruining all his relationships, tried having sex with a child's ride out-side a charity shop, swam next to a sewage pipe, had unprotected sex with several prostitutes, to wake up several days later in prison, with a guard explaining he burned down half the town, contracted and spread several diseases, alienated himself to the nation, and was facing charges of manslaughter, assault, rape, vandalism and much more. ...all because he didn't read the label on the cough syrup. epic chain fail."

by digitteknohippie March 20, 2012


Chain Gang Charlie

nickname for Charlie Crist

Chain Gang Charlie was a rainmaker for Morgan and Morgan law firm making more than a million dollars a year in salary.

by Coop Dupe January 17, 2020


Fool Chain

Not to be confused with Mother Nature's caste system known as the Food Chain...This term is used for the hierarchy or strata that best describes the level of an idiot, a fool .
The bigger the idiot the higher up the Fool Chain.

Licking a toilet seat on camera and posting the picture puts Dan higher up the Fool Chain.

by sheila in the car March 28, 2020


snapchat chain

It’s like a wallet chain but it’s designed to hold your phone to optimize Snapchat filters, quality and angle.

“Man I cant believe Ray managed to catch that moment on snap” “yeah dude he has a Snapchat chain

by Mumdogmilli February 16, 2020


facelink chain

When you click on your friend's Facebook page, click on one of his/her friend's page, clicking on one of that person's page, and so on and so on, often done because you see a person that is good-looking, hot, etc.

Guy: Dude, I saw some chick on Rob's Facebook and clicked on it to see the picture bigger, ended up seeing a hoteer chick on this girl's friends list, and ended up seeing another hot chick on that girl's page.

Dude: You just experienced a facelink chain.

by Ruiner123 November 11, 2009


last link in my sausage chain

A trophy phrase that lets your guy know he’s the last sausage you will ever have in your sausage chain.

“Baby, there is nobody after you. You are the last link in my sausage chain

by Estefuny?yes August 22, 2024