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The long awaited new Metallica album that everyone has been anticipating. It will show the world that true metal is not dead. Death Magnetic is gonna fuckin' rule.
Dude: Metallica sucks! Their new album Death Magnetic is gay! It's not even metal!
Much cooler dude: Hey Megadeth punk. Shut the fuck up. Death Magnetic is gonna fuckin' own. Dave Mustaine can suck Kirk Hammett's cock.
Dude: :(
Much cooler dude: 8====D
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A furry and concentrated mass of hair on the lower back, regardless of male or female.
-Oh my goodness, did you see how hairy Derrick was while we were out on the boat?
-Ew, of course! He has quite the death patch!
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Death Dock (also known as D-Dock) is when you kill someone, then proceed to dock with them by sticking the head of your penis into the foreskin of their penis.
Nate shot Jeff, then death docked him and spermed in his ear.
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A flirty text message that is perceived inaccurately by its recipient resulting in a cease of communication.
Jeff had been flirting all day with Beth through text messages until she misunderstood his humor and never replied. The last text he sent turned out to be a death text.
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Something (such as a phrase or action) in a movie or TV show that hints a character is going to die. Usually the more death flags they rack up, the higher the probability they will die.
Examples of a Death Flag include:
-Aggravating an important character, such as a king.
-Unknowingly ignoring signs a person is a psycho.
-Telling someone everything will be okay.
-Boasting about how lucky you are to be alive after a certain deadly event.
-Running into danger because you think you are a strong boi and will become a chick magnet.
-Running into danger because you underestimate the enemy.
-Killing innocents and expecting to be forgiven.
-Being a teacher of the next warrior and teaching them everything you know.
-If in animation, being poorly detailed and bland means that the animators know the person will die so they don't bother making the person look good.
-Investigating a noise you heard at night when home alone.
"Huh? What was that noise? I have to check it out because that's not a stupid decision at this time while no one can hear me screaming for my life as I'm killed."
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Death Mouth is the day after you've been drinking a lot and your breath smells like something that may come from a crypt.
"Man, have you seen John today? He's got some serious death mouth."
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The terrifying hangover that comes from drinking too much soju, the Korean liquor famous for being cheap, boozy and sneaky.
TGIF! Let's go out tonight.
Sorry, still suffering soju death from Wednesday. BAH!
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