eating a test

1) The test was easy for you, you finished it in 20 Minutes and you're proud of your work.

2) You got a bad grade on your test so you litteraly put it in your mouth and swallow it to make the evidence disappear.

1) Damn it was so easy, I ate this math test !

2) Shit, if my parents discover this grade, I'm dead ! I'm going to eat it for breakfast !!!

Man, I never thought that eating a test was so tasty.

Eating Blinds

When you do something really stupid out of pure panic. Or when you just royally screw up despite your best efforts not to.

JohnBob, really liked Brittany and wanted to be her boyfriend. Instead, he kept eating blinds and could never ask her out.

Eat Cardboard

The process of dropping really good family made LSD that was dosed out on cardboard instead of traditional blotter.

George can’t wait to eat cardboard and see the Disco Biscuits next month.

Eating Panda

Eating panda express.

Kamari went and got some panda express. I asked him what he’s doing, he simply replied, “eating panda”.

eat a clip

With the intent of emptying a fully loaded clip on someone in a serious matter!

Tell him I said he can eat a clip if he pulls up

naked eating

Eating out, besides 'eating out' at a restaurant, is what you do to a girl's pussy. I use my tongue, my lips, my fingers, and sometimes my teeth (carefully!) on my girlfriend's pussy. I love to eat her out before sex or just for fun when I crave it. There is so much more you can do with a girl than you can orally with a guy. Although I love to receive when she wants to give too.

I love to watch my girlfriend while I eat her out. Her expressions and moans are so hot. She is sometimes tangy, sometimes sweet, and sometimes tasteless. Exploring her with my tongue and feeling the texture of her pussy's lips or her clit harden is a lot of fun.

If I can't satisfy my girlfriend, I can't feel like a man. What guy doesn't want to make his girl squirm with pleasure? Keep in mind that eating out isn't just about her clit. In fact, you should avoid her clit until later and make sure she is juicy enough first. Try licking/sucking her clit while pressing up on her gspot too, after she is really into it. She will go crazy!

Sex just isn't sex until she squirts into my mouth when we be naked eating

bottom eating

An act where you have a partner sit on your face while you try to eat crusted fecal matter from the anus

I tried bottom eating my girlfriend, i can't get the taste of crap out of my mouth.