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yam-hammer

1. Penis with a bulbous deformed head that is disproportionately larger than the shaft., 2. Used to describe a loud or obnoxious person. Most effective when preceded with a traditional expletive, (i.e. "You fucking Yam-hammer"), 3. An aggressive consensual sexual act that involves a sound beating and/or pummeling.

1. I'd love to yam-hammer that bitch!

2. That dude is a such a yam-hammer!

by Paintmonkey March 14, 2007

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The Hammer of the Gods

when having sex the woman is laying on her back with her legs together and straight up in the air over ther head (thus appearing like a hammer) and you continously plunge into going so deep she yells up to the gods.

Girl 1: My man did me from behind last night and it was so good that it felt like he took me to the heavens.

Girl 2: You just reached the heavens? My boyfriend did The Hammer of the Gods on me and I reached Olympus.

by buttery_nipple August 23, 2009

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blind hammer

When you jism in a girl's eyes and while she can't see you smack her in the head with your phallus.

Jesus, I wanted to get back at my girl so I gave her a blind hammer.

by Jesse McGurdy April 16, 2006

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crimson hammer

the unit of a ginger; the male genitalia of a "red-head"

Logan pulled down his pants and hit me in the face with his crimson hammer.

by ginger killer February 4, 2010

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hammer toss

For a man to lay it to his bitch with extreme prejudice.

Emily wants me to hammer toss her tonight.

by Hammertoss May 31, 2008

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Hammer Logic

The ability to reason that any tool can be a hammer, as long as its in reach.

Not being able to find a hammer so another object is used, like a wrench, screwdriver, or even a brick.

Guy1: <looks at marred handle of screwdriver>

What happened to the end if this screwdriver?

Guy2: Bill and his Hammer Logic put together a cabinet.

by Jebs, yeah, jebs December 21, 2010

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AMER THE HAMMER

PRO WORLD-CLASS FITNESS MODEL, FITNESS AUTHOR, AND PRO TRAINER.

AMER THE HAMMER

by theprotrainer February 4, 2010

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