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Jokes on you

When you are wrong...WRONG...WRONG...WRONG...WRONG...WRO- basically when you say something that is incorrect in front of a Hispanic or African-American person they'll probably correct you and then make you realize how unintelligent you are by saying, "Jokes on you."

European: Shrek Memes are not funny
African-American: *pulls out phone*

Hispanic: *gives the European a you're kidding me look*

African-American: *shows the European a meme of Shrek naked in the shower*

European: huh maybe Shrek memes are funny
African-American and Hispanic together: Jokes on you

by JeeJeeTheHeeHee November 27, 2020

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wet joke

wet joke ---> is a kind of a joke which never dries up or gets killed by haters

Joe : I swear , this joke never ends at all such a Wet Joke i mean come on it was for 2 years ago but its still funny !

by The unknown person !!! October 11, 2009

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one joke

The leftist idea that all the myriad lgbtq+ jokes are actually just one joke. Every such joke is thus overused, trite and unfunny by definition.

The one joke is all of "I identify as X" variations, no matter the context; "my pronouns are..." is obviously the same joke and so are "don't assume my gender" jokes; any mentions of axe wounds and 41% are also dark synonymous.

News flash: for some reason asking "what is a woman?" is now also the one joke.

A making a joke: "Why are you assuming it's gender? The baby hasn't said what gender it is yet!"
B: "One joke."
A: "... and only two genders!"
B: "That's the same joke."

by SteveQ July 21, 2022

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standup-joke

A leader or speaker who instead of using his or her words , acts like the crowd in hopes that this will buy their attention ,or convince them of the speakers information.

Example: A speaker dresses up and talks ghetto ,because the crowd is into that kind of style. That speaker is known as a standup-joke

by T.I.T.O. May 21, 2009

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joke jump

When you are about to tell a joke to an audience & someone pre-empts all or part of the joke & takes the credit for the laughter after the punch line

Mick: Did you hear the one about the incy wincy piano...
Andy: & the 12 inch pianist!
Crowd: hahahahahah
Andy: Thanks, funy joke hey!
Mick: Andy, your a joke jumper

by Down Town Steve Brown June 22, 2006

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a vanna joke

a vanna joke is hillarious, he is so funny and so amazing. it is the opposite of a rhys joke because this is actually amusing.

man 1: says funny joke

man 2: that was a vanna joke because that was hillarious

by Mandem_Nonce69 October 19, 2020

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On location joke

Another way of saying "you had to be there"

dude 1 : dude tell dude 3 about that story from last week.
dude 2 : its ok man, just let it go, its an on location joke, he wont get it !

by Abu B Sal October 7, 2009

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