Nut Shot

A very painful hit to the balls on men that normally takes them to the ground. Even though, it should never be used and is very unhonorable. If you are a guy and do this to another guy you will have broken the worst law of the bro-code and shall be punished to death.

"Omg that nut shot hurt so bad!"

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chump nuts

petty cash as spending money, especially the allowance some parents give their children

boy: my computer illiterate, please give me my chump nuts for the week that I am entitled to.

dad: go back to your cave Jason. And I don't want to talk to you until you improve your vocabulary.

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Nut-cheeks

The outside edges of a male's scrotum.

"Gerald was slapped in his nut-cheeks and was incapacitated for nearly 7 minutes."

"Craig could feel that his nut-cheeks were swollen after Betty had teased him for hours; yet he couldn't manage to seal the deal."

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Nut Hut

A group of three rad girls livin’ life to the fullest in a sick tricked out mansion.

Yo yo yo we are goin’ to the nut hut.

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Nut Rippler

When you fart on a bus with your legs closed and the gas has no where to go except up either your left nut or right nut. It feels like you shit yourself. But when you stand up the gas releases silently and your nut falls back into place.

Man I was sitting beside this SFU and I had a nut rippler. Didn't want to move or it would smell.

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nut low

The absolute worst. The oppisite of the nut high. This term is derived from the poker term the nuts.

My girlfriend started sleeping with my roommate. It was the nut low.

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bum nuts

Eggs: Normally refers to chicken eggs.

For breakfast, would you like your bum nuts scrambled or fried?

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