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A republican who will believe anything
The my pillow republican at the bar explained qanon to me
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The act of assaulting your partner, mid-coitus, with a strategic pillow lob or toss. May be spontaneous in nature or a previously planned attack. Especially effective when your beautiful canadian girlfriend is playing "Mountie".
"Jason gave gave me the ole poking pillow toss last night." or "The knockout she inflicted with the poking pillow toss was the unanticipated result of the weight of the Thermapedic pillow".
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The act of fucking ones girlfiend, or wife in the ass, then wiping your dick on his pillow before he comes home, and without him knowing. Usually done to someone for revenge, or out of spite.
My boss is such a dick, i'm giving him an appalachian throw pillow for christmas!!
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the act of getting head upstairs, and when you hear the girl's mom coming up the stairs, you grab a pillow and put it over your dick.
"I heard someone coming, so I pulled a new york pillow."
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A pillow case that anime weebs use to fuck their favourite anime character.
I am a weirdo that sleeps with my 02 body pillow.
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although she is a bottom, she is not a pillow princess because she is willing to do perform sexual acts on her partner
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Literally only a few people in the world will understand this one.
Bro Fernando's pillow mop was so funny