A person who can only focus on one thing.
“That guy over there can only play the drums he’s a one track pony.”
The Sky Pony is a fast-growing alternate means of referring to the collective network formerly known as “The Internet”. It has its roots in The Pony as a (formerly) fast means of transmitting data. i.e., The Pony Express, Paul Revere’s preferred means of locomotion. Radar Love predated The Sky Pony yet they share the same family tree.
Pony up is coming to mean the same as logging in.
Bobby: I don’t even know where to start looking for paper clips made of paper.
Brenton: What barn were you born in? Look it up on The Sky Pony!
Tipper: Come to bed, Al What’s so much more fascinating about your computer than me?.
Al: I’ll be right there babe. I’m inventing The Sky Pony!
Old white US Senator: increasing Sky Pony access to rural America is our highest priority.
Hair that's long enought to pull back into a pony tail.
My friend Carol told my hair dresser she can cut off a decent amount of hair as long as it's still pony tailable.
Is a girl with a fairly large rump that is into doing sexually deviant things and prone to always getting her way and when it doesn't work out she is known to kick her hooves and trot off
Amanda: I got knocked out last night by a drag queen for hitting on his boyfriend.
Harold: you were being a debaucherous ass pony again! Go ahead and kick your hooves and trot on off, clippety clip, clippety clip.
A technique used in the game PUBG (Player Unknown's BattleGround) in which a chauffeur will take a car and drive around enemies to draw attention and allow his teammates to shoot at the targets. The survival rate of those doing this technique is unusually high, which is strange.
Yesterday night, Lpeace went around and executed the perfect flying pony technique!
Someone who's good for sexual intercourse
That individual is a definite slam pony