Smack your gf’s ass

Smack your girlfriends ass on November 23! At the park, school, or anywhere.

Smack your gf’s ass day, a day you get to smack your girlfriends ass and get away with it.

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Smack both cheeks with one hand

Replaces the phrase "kill two birds with one stone" meaning you completed 2 tasks at the same time.

I think I'm going to smack both cheeks with one hand and use my city council paper for both my English and Politics class.

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National Smack a Short Bitch Day

On October 9th, you can legally slap the shit out of anyone 5’8” or under. One smack per person and they cannot retaliate.

A celebration of slapping short people is on National Smack a Short Bitch Day (10/9)

smack it up, flip it, rub it down

1) A presumably advanced sexual technique refined by latter-day philosophers Bell Biv DeVoe (q.v.).

2) Also used as a taunt during competitions after a display of significant success.

1) "Move to the Jacuzzi, ooo, that booty
Smack it up, flip it, rub it down, oh no!"
~Bell Biv DeVoe

2) Player One: "I can't believe you just ran that 83 yards for a TD! WTF!?"
Player Two spikes ball: "Smack it up, flip it, rub it down, OH NO!"

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Smack my bitch up

To do something nice (esp. wonderful) for one's girlfriend, spouse, ho, etc., especially where the thing done is considered of high value by the recipient. The saying can be used both literally (as when administering a fix or donating the dope with which to do so) but is perhaps more often used figuratively (as when doing something considered nice).

Similar to "smacking oneself up", as in giving oneself a much needed fix, a reward fix, party fix, etc. To "smack up" someone, then---while not necessarily implying a positive motivation for the act---is usually considered a favorable act. And to smack one's bitch up is considered especially charming and gentlemanly, usually leading to some sort of reciprocity by said bitch.

Bo: Yo, Jim, I'm gonna smack my bitch up with these flowers and candy when I get home, so maybe I'll get lucky tonight.

Rufus: It cost me a couple of Jeffersons to smack my bitch up last night, baby, so don't get stingy on me tonight.

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She smacked on my nut sack

MAle genetalie that has been toyed around wiht a female lifeform.

OH man dude she done smacked on my nut sack.

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National smack your ex day

National smack your ex day is a Full day of smacking your ex it happened once a year on October 17th

Watch out it National smack your ex day hehehe

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