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A Scary Ass Creatures. O_O that is gone beyond radical, beyond extreme, is balls out danger, and balls out perfection and balls out skill, that has the cure for life.
a HUGE gnarly death spider started sprinting towards me so i grabbed the closest thing (which unfortunately were your bathing suit bottoms) and squished it.
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The crab you get at oriental buffets.
We went to the Ming Court Buffet to consume ungodly amounts of Chinese sea spider
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Pretty much the absolutely the most terrible movie made in the last thirty years, and that's saying a lot because Troll 2 was made in the last thirty years, and up until that point it was one of the worst movies ever. The movie wasn't so bad, until about the point where Peter got the black suit (which was done entirely wrong) and started getting all emo and shit. The moment that broke my heart was when he saw his hair being normal, then made it do the emo swoop. GOD. But ultimately, the scene that actually brought the movie to the lowest of the low was the one where he's dancing in the street and givin' the ladies sexy looks (gets a suit; thrusts; thrusts; thrusts; thrusts; leaves). Not far behind is the scene where he's suddenly all jazzy and shit on the piano. Also, Venom sucked ass, and didn't have much of a tongue.
This is part of a disturbing trend seen in the last 5 years in the movie industry. Overall, 75% of the movies made in this time have been one of the following: sequels, remakes, adaptations from books or comic books, or prequels. This movie fills at least two of the above categories.
Sammy boy, you didn't used to suck... why do this to Spider-man?
Peter dances down street
Peter acts all kinds of emo
Peter gets all jazzy and whatnot in his piano number
Peter thrusts for way to long in public
Topher Grace is Eddie Brock'
Spider-man 1 < Spider-man 2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Spider-man 3
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A woman who has suffered vaginal tearing through sexual intercourse. This can also occur to gay men with torn sphincters.
Dude, I accidently made her a skewered spider monkey last night. It was worth it though
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The small harmless spiders that are commonly found on natural cut Christmas trees.
Sometimes can be a stow away spider that found its way to fake tree as well.
"Don't hurt the Christmas spider!"
"Christmas Spider's are our friends!"
"My family only found 3 Christmas spiders on our tree this year."
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Person who thinks silver admin abuses
Wow, is that nitro booster, eee(spider) talking about Silvertay2?
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This is when the male lays on his back and has his legs raised at the knees and his feet are still flat on the bed. The female lays on top of him in a "reverse cowgirl position". However, when they start the act of sex, the female puts her legs in the same way as he has his. Her legs will not usually reach the bed so they move around.
We were having sex in so many positions. We even did the reverse spider monkey.
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