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An absolute legend, he’s daddy to many people, a very heartwarming man, very easy to love, he will make your day when you talk to him.
Person 1: Did you see Dean Tower today?
Person 2: Yes! He made my day!!!
When ur having a threesome with 2 men and one woman and her hands are on the arm rest of the couch and knees on the ground while giving a blowjob to the person on the couch while getting fucked from the person under them
Me and Colby just fucked ur mom jade using Leaning tower
A more sophisticated and derogatory term for a transgender individual who transitions towards the opposite sex
“The fake tower is back at it again"
"What a fake tower"
A Theme Park located in Alton (A.K.A the middle of nowhere) that is home to many record breaking rides. Some really popular rides at Alton Towers that if you havent heard of, you are expected to have either lost yourself in a forest for a few hundred years or you are just dumb as fuck. These rides are known as; The Smiler, the first 14-inversion rollercoaster. Oblivion, first “vertical drop” coaster (87.5° at its steepest). There is also enterprise and spinjam. Those rides are just fillers because Alton Towers decided the wanted a Fair in the middle of there theme park. In conclusion Alton Towers is either really shitty or the best theme park you will set foot on. It all depends on if you go on a day with okay operators or knobs.
Poor soul “i went to alton towers yesterday and the operator looked like the tip of a chode and took 3 minutes to set us off in the wickerman.”
Friend “you poor, poor, soul”
Cut out snapchat stickers of nonce faces stacked up on a picture to make a tower
‘Hey look she made a nonce tower of that pedo!😂’
Cut out snapchat stickers of nonce faces stacked up on a picture to make a tower
‘Hey look she made a nonce tower of that pedo!😂’
An erection lasting more than 4 hours
When your girl wants to "go all night" and you drop a little blue pill whether you "need" it or not... and after 10 orgasms, she renames your unit the Viagra Tower.