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Tube tugging- a holiday festivity in which two men, both erect, stuff the same tube down their urethra. On the count of three, both men clench, violently flexing their pelvic muscles, and pull in opposite directions. Upon the event that the tube is jarred free or one man is three feet removed from his starting position, the opposing man wins. The loser then gets down into the fetal position, and the winner is free to release his urinary secretions on him, displaying his dominance. Any audience members are also free to release on the losing man, as losing a game of tube tug is meant to be quite humiliating.
“I could really go for a good old fashion game of tube tugging right now”
The TV that is at Jiffy Lube on the wall of the waiting area. No one is entertained by it. The remote sits in plain sight, yet no one dares to change the channel in fear someone else is watching it. Asking to change it is not an option because Mike, sitting on the other couch in white New Balances is on his Otterbox-covered iPhone 4S yelling at his son Timmy for being a lazy fuck and never getting off his Nintendo.
Man: your oil needs to be changed.
Man 2: fuck! I hate having to sit there and watch the Jiffy Tube.
A zoom tube is a nickname for a big exhaust on imports.
Check out the zoom tube on that honduh.
Sliding into a woman's vagina.
Person 1: Hey bud, you look like you had a fun flesh tube shimmy.
Person 2: You caught me, felt like I was drowning in there.
Yet another slang word for penis.
That guy will stick his seed tube into anything that has a pulse.
Any lewd and/or indecent sexual act with a female of ill-repute. Then proudly bragging about it.
Oh man, you know that nasty chick Lischa? I went skank-tubing with her last night! She even let me give her a bismarck!!
The act of sneaking up behind someone, without being seen, and sucking the shat out of them with a straw.
"Hey Jim I'm bored, let's go tubing" "Sounds like a great idea Alex!"