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An inappropriate Cartoon Network show about the child of a man who screws with his niece: so their child’s paternal uncle and maternal grandfather are the same person.
Uncle Grandpa? Yuck! Who’s promoting this kind of incest to little kids??
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To steal someones food, while threatening do to bodily harm.
I'm hungry as a motha fucka I'm about to Uncle Pete that dude.
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A man with a potato head, Uncle to many. Particularly those in the Baur family. He will not only single handedly eat your face off, but he will not hesitate to use profanity to those ages 3 and under. He will kill you.
Uncle Pat: "Get your ass up, child"
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When your father has had sex with your friends mom, and your friend had came from the same hole making your friend your Eskimo Uncle while being Eskimo Brothers with your father.
Man 1: If you and your friend fuck the same girl, it makes you Eskimo Brothers. So if your dad fucks your friends mom does that make y’all cousins?
Man 2: Eskimo Brothers mean sharing the same hole, or passing by the same igloo. So it can’t turn into cousins.
Man 1: Hold up, I’m onto something.
Nooo.. Yor dad and friend would be Eskimo brothers making him your Eskimo Uncle!
This is how it was created.
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That guy that always try’s to transfer you his collection of gold bars.
Man that fucking Nigerian uncle stoke all my fucking gold bars. FUCK MAN!!
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A trans person who has not had sex reassignment surgery.
Some Uncle Bruce on twitter has no standing to be speaking for the trans community.
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A very nice canoe that was your grumpy ass Uncle's that you received when he died.
We were paddling "The Dead Uncle" down the river.
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