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When you are waking into a bar and a unicorn drinking whisky starts to tell the bar about his adventures at sea
While walking into a bar the unicorn giggles
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When you're having sex and as she's about to cum you stick your nose in her pussy and the cum shoots into your nose.
Babe let's do The Majestic Unicorn tonight
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A sex position where the girl has a unicorn butt plug in her arse while getting jammed by a homie
Damn, me and my girl tried the reverse unicorn last night that shit was brutal
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A unicorn is a bisexual woman, usually the third in a poly relationship. A unicorn farm is a open or closed poly relationship involving more than one unicorn. The man in a poly relationship with two or more unicorns would be the unicorn farmer. Someone interested in starting or being in such a relationship could also be called a unicorn farmer.
I want to be a unicorn farmer when I grow up.
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Is What You Would Call Some Who Is Whack or Shameful.
If you think LeBron is the next Michael Jordan, Go Head Butta Unicorn
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The act of a man tucking his erect peins between his leggs and bennding over.
Sam needed to hide his boner, so he attempeed a butt unicorn.
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“A mother who’s not perfect, enjoys cannabis, has a sense of humour and couldn’t care less what you think.”
As well as
“A mother who’s not perfect, enjoys alcohol, has a sense of humour and couldn’t care less what you think.”
I am a unicorn mom but instead of alcohol I enjoy cannabis. Its all good!!
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