me: dude have you seen the pedo-bear walking around watching kids sleeping
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A hoe who lies about having to work then fakes and says she no longer has to go to work even though no one could give 2 shits whether she had to work or didn't have to work in the 1st place.
Bear Wench: I can't make it because I have to work for an hour today but leave the door unlocked because there's a good chance I'll be right back because somehow the work I had to do will be cancelled
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1.Any form of headware, be it your own hair or a hat, that resembles the pelt of a bear.
2.Anything ugly on your head.
Friend1: Hey bud, does my outfit look good enough to go clubbing?
Bud: GOOD LORD, besides that f@#$ing bear helmet you are wearing.
Friend1: My hair?
Bud: Yes, you retard, you have the worst mullet ever!
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Word used by high school and middle schoolers to describe how awesome their friends are.
Rob: What do you think of pessah?
Dan: Pessah? That guy is such a bear!
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some shit left in the ass cheeks because it was unsuccsesfuly "held in"
as i was playing games, i noticed that the room smelt like shit, i think imy brother has a bear tail, so i said, "dude, go spoon out that bear tail,"
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Alpha male, hot boyfriend that is a sweetheart in the inside and strong on the outside. This leaves you with the perfect balance of feeling safe and adored.
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The gayest type of low temperature pornography.
Ski Bear pwns!
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