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Mack and Manco's famous white pizza topped with tomato (vinny) and spinach.
I'd like a new years cut, please.
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When the object of your affections is *just* a bit too young, but give it five years...
"Dude, she's illegal"
"Yeah but she's my five year plan"
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The sudden "sickness" that you catch, preventing you from completing your New Year's Resolution.
Bill: McDonalds? I thought you said your wife was going to try to lose weight this year.
Ray: She was going to sign up for the gym, but she caught the New Year Flu.
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when somone wrap your genitals in fireworks and light them. On behalf of kevin pereira of AOTS.
Dave: Yo did you hear about Marc?
Jessica: No, what happened.
Dave: He had a Chinese New Year and he almost died
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Annoying little shits that act like they’re 5. They are too young to do things, but old enough to make right decisions
15 year old: “Yo bro that kid is trying to fit in with us.’’
17 year old: Who? The 9 year old?
15 year old: Yeah
9 year old: HEY GUYS, WHATHU DOING BOIIIS!!!
15 and 17 year olds: AAAAAHH!!
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A Person who is always horny af, says slang words to try act cool and steals there parents juul, You can find them most likely playing games fortnite or at zumiez.
Omg, is that a fucking 13 year old
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