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Mack and Manco's famous white pizza topped with tomato (vinny) and spinach.
I'd like a new years cut, please.
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The worst reason for a bunch of fuck ups, in a band ever
ROCKER 1: Dude did you see that band one year past?
ROCKER 2: Oh yeah, they were jacked man, what a bunch of fuck ups!
ROCKER 1: yah i know, but did you hear the screamths?
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When the object of your affections is *just* a bit too young, but give it five years...
"Dude, she's illegal"
"Yeah but she's my five year plan"
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The sudden "sickness" that you catch, preventing you from completing your New Year's Resolution.
Bill: McDonalds? I thought you said your wife was going to try to lose weight this year.
Ray: She was going to sign up for the gym, but she caught the New Year Flu.
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when somone wrap your genitals in fireworks and light them. On behalf of kevin pereira of AOTS.
Dave: Yo did you hear about Marc?
Jessica: No, what happened.
Dave: He had a Chinese New Year and he almost died
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Annoying little shits that act like they’re 5. They are too young to do things, but old enough to make right decisions
15 year old: “Yo bro that kid is trying to fit in with us.’’
17 year old: Who? The 9 year old?
15 year old: Yeah
9 year old: HEY GUYS, WHATHU DOING BOIIIS!!!
15 and 17 year olds: AAAAAHH!!
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