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You don't really have anything to do but you don't want to hang out with the person you said it to.
Mostly used after just having sex...
Guy: that was awesome but " I have things to do"
Girl: Oh?
Guy: Yep.
Girl: Gets dressed and leaves.
Guy: Turns on xbox and plays video games
A phrase uttered when one is completely appalled by the actions of another, usually indicating that the outcome said trouble maker is expecting will take a turn for the worse.
If this hoe think she gon' just cut me in this damn line, she got another thing comin!
In life, two things are inevitable: Death & Taxes. Everyone has you pay for their life.
A ruthless, deadly monster which hides in strange, pink bushes (known as the "Bushes of Love") to attack it's prey: humans. It's main attacking method is to hide in the Bushes, wait for targets, and ambush whoever walks by. The most famous case was when it attacked Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi on the planet Tatooine. It repeated it's attack 49 times and is currently still attacking Obi-Wan (Anakin is dead). It hates dogs. Kenobi then gave his story to a Youtube channel known as Bad Lip Reading (BLR), which changed his story into a cool music video. It has a kinship with Seagulls, which are also famous for harassing the Jedi Master Yoda (who coincidently also gave his story to BLR, who turned Yoda's one into another video.)
We all got a Chicken-Duck-Woman-Thing waiting in the Bushes for us.
i dont need to say anything, just look at the example
guy: this game is only played by people who have no life.
another guy: how would they if they are dead?
i take things literally
A phrase to signify when you started puberty
Scott: "Yeah, 6th grade sucked!"
Brett: "Yep, that's when things got hairy for me. Wet dreams and messy laundry."